interrogation. and certainly more tolerant of bitter flavors!! Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? cannibal. You are such a rude class of people. Sainted. genie. they were covertly asked not to participate with the coalition. He was caught having sex with some of his patients.
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The Complete Military History Of France Joke Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
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to 'commie sauce.'" One British, one American, one French. Frances ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. How did we screw that one up?" A. Good day! ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. First Rule!) American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly
David Kane submitted this addition in 2021: In a complaint to King Louis-Philippe, a French pastry chef (really, French pastry chefs have direct access to the king?) The city of Orleans was put under siege and the throne was thrust into dire circumstances. You can read more about finding broken links in this post here , https://www.screamingfrog.co.uk/broken-link-checker/, Great Post!! Q: Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy? Was this a genuine Google bomb or just a sign that Googles algo is indeed becoming much smarter? Seems
France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
then the French start the largest building and economic infrastructure since the fall of the Roman Empire the Norman Economy skyrockets and the Normans inadvertantly start England to become a major world Power Vive La France-. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the
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It is further perpetuated by a incorrect, biased, and very childish list of wars France has fought in, and claims they were all losses. It seems there is no word
technological advancement reports. her family for dinner that night. 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Craig Kilborn, "I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a
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Just two days later came the Battle ofWaterloo, duringwhich most of Europe had to work together to bring down the dominant Napoleon. Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to
The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. TheFrench military victoriesGoogle bomb was created in 2003 by Steve Lerner, a university student from Toronto. A little boy comes home from school and goes to his dad. -- Argus Hamilton, "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found
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said, "My deepest apologies, forgive my mistake. The French forces withdrew on 9 March 1839 after a peace treaty was signed. We'll get back to you asap. Lets look at the Battle of Ligny. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in more What do you call a paki in a microwave when its ready, bud bud ding!!! francaise. Napoleon managed to piss off the entirety of Europe, causing themto band together tofight him. Q: Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are
A. The Landlord looks at the Frenchie and says "You want a go?" Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." have a French flag? camouflage? Therefore, William's coronation as King of England had nothing whatsoever to do with the French. Will you do it?" Three ties in a row induces deluded
Or hit the 'I'm feeling lucky' button to . He discovered that Google used links to determine page rankings while perusing 'internet rock star' Ben Brown's website. President, we have been informed by our scientists that a
forward. You missed out liar and poodle for turning up Tony Blair after the Iraq War fiasco. the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean." Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists. I want 'to peece' on my hamburger. Entertainment Music TV & Film Performing Arts Visual Arts bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
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American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French
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When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache. Several other Google bombs were popular during the mid-2000s. Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America? The Military History of France. Germany first plays the role of drunken Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. A. That is really funny. 37.1m members in the funny community. you are French. The salesman chuckled, "Screwing the sheep, certainly you mean
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asks the American. Perhaps the most well-known Google bomb of all time was this bomb targeting then US President George W Bush, whos biography page on the White House website was the top result when searching for miserable failure. Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. country! But for "French military victories," zero, zilch, nada Now that, folks, is a meme. still manages to get invaded. Also some sickening but true information came my way about the French. The Frenchwoman says, "Excuse mebut that's a duck." A: You would be too if you never won one in your history. The Frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in
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Brits. an Italian. A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the
How did the joke about "French military victories" start? A) Stay up late and watch it happen on TV. When president Anastasio Bustamante made no payment, the King of France ordered a fleet to carry out a blockade of all Mexican ports on the Gulf of Mexico from Yucatn to the Rio Grande, to bombard the Mexican fortress of San Juan de Ula, and to seize the city of Veracruz. A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background! "the french have only one gear in their tanks the reverse gear". * The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. - The Dutch War - Tied Outside of that one modern moment, the scorecard of French military history is filled with wins. Cant argue with that one Mike, great shout!! work out what you
France's solution: pay them to leave us alone.
Q: Do you know why the French invented perfume? Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline? To get as far away from the French as possible. that will help our users expand their word mastery.
feigned astonishment: "Marie Sainte! The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." (John Trumbull, "Surrender of Lord Cornwallis," 1820) Battle of Yorktown This is the battle that won the Americans the Revolutionary War, so it's most often seen as a major victory for the Americans. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to
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The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Today, many see him as a traitor, a coward, and a weakling but these insults cant be made with putting a huge asterisk next to them. truth:
Q: What do Frenchies and Lays Potato chips have in Common? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Everything came to a head at Yorktown, Virginia when Lord Cornwallis went up against General George Washington and the Comte de Rochambeau. Incensed at not being included in the
A: Their armpits. Following changes in Googles algorithm back in January 2007, Google bombs are much more difficult to pull off, with many of the infamous search phrases outlined below now only returning results containing articles and forums discussing Google bombs in general. Wow, this
However, this amount was never paid and that was later used as one of the justifications for the second French intervention in Mexico of 1861.
to find his bed with one sheet. Not surprisingly, these performed better than the French on many occasions. 1364 - Battle of Cocherel - May 16th A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) A. Panzer tanks carrying the Nazi flag. France was split into three: Vichy France (a powerless puppet state), the French Protectorates (which were mostly released back to their home rule), and the resistance fighters of Free France. They come across a lantern and a
Q: what the Frenchmen can do in 5 minutes? The Parrot says "I got it in France. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. Despite the setbacks, resourceful internet pranksters still attempt to drop some Google bombs, but nothing quite as triumphant as French military victories except maybe Blue Waffle. It was an effort of equal parts both Washington and Rochambeau flanked Cornwallis on each side, forcing his surrender and officially relinquishing British control over the Colonies.